To start, the name. It reeks of horrid and eternal Damnation, a creation of the underlings below to corrupt a Free and Noble spirit. It is a name designed to evoke disgust and stale bile. It rolls from the tongue like wriggling maggots with a common consciousness.
Scientific research* has recently shown that the only thing worse than the word mayonnaise is the substance itself. (* = I just made that up myself, but it's obviously true).
The most evil and foul things to ever exist on this planet cannot possibly approach how disturbing this substance is.
It is the greatest penalty ever issued against humanity.
Tomorrow: lists of things that are less gross than M.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
The Mission
To eliminate every last refuge which this foul scourge can hide; to follow it to the Ends of the earth, in a search to remedy an Awful Wrong; to Avenge those whom this Plackey Beast hath Roont.
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